This is an Adventure

I don’t use the word hate lightly, but this list deserves that title. 

1. Evian (water and/or facial mist)
2. People who are prejudice/racist/judgy/wear a backpack and a purse at the same time
3. Arrowhead water
4. Dasani
5. Hitler
6. Bad tap water at restaurants that serve said awful water with a TINY slice of lemon

Note: when I order lemon with my water I want wedges. I basically want to make lemonade minus the sugar at my table since I don’t like the flavor of your water. I want something that I can squeeze juice out of, not just a decorative garnish. 

Note II: my drink order at any and every dining location is ‘water, lemon and a straw please’. Yes I have sensitive teeth like an 80-year-old woman (it is most likely from all of the lemon disintegrating the enamel of my teeth) and YES I use sensodyne, so don’t look at my like a child when I request an f-ing straw. 

<3 high caliber water critic